Have you seen “Criss Angel Mindfreak” the A&E reality series starring weirdo illusionist/mentalist Criss Angel? It’s great and his secrets are revealed on our site. Let’s have a laugh at this 1989 video clip of Criss Angel who had no big secrets to be revealed back then, he was only singing with an unidentified hair band:
In addition to the many parallels between late-period hair metal and cheesy magic shows — combined here brilliantly — there’s much to be learned from “Don’t You Want My Love”:
• Criss Angel’s Secrets Revealed on our Criss Angel and Criss Angel Mindfreak pages
• How does he maneuver his microphone stand like that? I’ll tell ya: magic!
• Where did he get the arsenal of secrets to reveal in tight pants and chest-exposing shirts?
• This would have worked better if the band was playing “The Final Countdown.”
• What’s cooler than escaping from a straight jacket? Doing it upside down.
• Whenever a magic video claims it uses no camera tricks, it’s a clue the performers are blowing smoke up your rear. Note the obvious camera cut at 1:26.
• “Hey guys, know what would make this more metal? Balloons falling from the ceiling.”
Stay tuned for more secrets and mindfreak tricks revealed.

